tonyshalube:

there should be an avengers tv show but it should be filmed and executed like parks and rec

crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

bombing:

wigglethatbutt:

bombing:

just had a dream where someone stole my socks and framed me for murder using the dna on them

i dreamt i stole someones socks omg

i’m calling the police

pawnkyoo:

godgarfsatan:

your “aesthetic” wont save you when you’re facing the endless inferno of Hell

my aesthetic is the endless inferno of Hell 

celestial-sexhair:

sararye:

justarandomturtle:

we’re here to fuck shit up.

ron looks like he is ready to kill someone but very confused why

I feel like the above statement is a very good summary of ronald weasley

celestial-sexhair:

sararye:

justarandomturtle:

we’re here to fuck shit up.

ron looks like he is ready to kill someone but very confused why

I feel like the above statement is a very good summary of ronald weasley

live-as-a-teen:

dogepom:

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

"Who’s flat now?"

whos flat now

gelatins:

by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

tsarbucks:

no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit

witxit:

me every birthday

witxit:

me every birthday

0ut-0f-the-dark:

Soccer players in the world cup be getting barely touched and falling like

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hiddleston-me-all-night-long:

sherlockisthenight:

dwimmerlaiks:

hair and make up goals:

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reality:

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 (via x)

either way steve will love you

letsblameitonthedevil:

loyaltonothingexceptthedream:

fuckityfucktardunicorn:

lizthefangirl:

talithalungbarrow:

hopelesshoneyxo:

nataliesgrotto:

let’s take a minute and realize how heavy that train must have been.

Well considering how heavy her hair used to be, that trail would be rather easy, don’t you think?

What if the train is exactly as long as her hair was?

oH COME O N DISNEY

Just think, after years of being weighed down by like 60ft of hair and to suddenly have it all gone? She’s going to have major balance problems after that and afterwards be really fast.

Is no one going to talk about the horse just hanging out in church?

he’s not “just hanging out” he’s the ringbearer

letsblameitonthedevil:

loyaltonothingexceptthedream:

fuckityfucktardunicorn:

lizthefangirl:

talithalungbarrow:

hopelesshoneyxo:

nataliesgrotto:

let’s take a minute and realize how heavy that train must have been.

Well considering how heavy her hair used to be, that trail would be rather easy, don’t you think?

What if the train is exactly as long as her hair was?

oH COME O N DISNEY

Just think, after years of being weighed down by like 60ft of hair and to suddenly have it all gone? She’s going to have major balance problems after that and afterwards be really fast.

Is no one going to talk about the horse just hanging out in church?

he’s not “just hanging out” he’s the ringbearer

bonus:

zebras are just horses that escaped from prison.