there should be an avengers tv show but it should be filmed and executed like parks and rec
have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?
just had a dream where someone stole my socks and framed me for murder using the dna on them
i dreamt i stole someones socks omg
i’m calling the police
your “aesthetic” wont save you when you’re facing the endless inferno of Hell
my aesthetic is the endless inferno of Hell
if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic
"Who’s flat now?"
whos flat now
by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime
no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit
Soccer players in the world cup be getting barely touched and falling like
hair and make up goals:
either way steve will love you
zebras are just horses that escaped from prison.