i was labelling stuff today and this lady scoffed at me and i was like hi and she was like writing with ur left hand is immoral. its 2014 and someone actually said that to my face
when i was 6 years old i was being babysat by some girls down the street and they were talking about their friend who got pregnant and I was like “what’s pregnant” and they were like “it means fat” so when i got in the car with my dad to go home i was like “dad, i’m pregnant” and he hit he breaks and looked at me so mortified for about 5 minutes and then said “rin you’re fucking six years old” and then kept driving
Imagine aph america taking a game of paintball, way, way too seriously.
Today was a very special sort of Hell.
For my last patient of the day I had to stay late giving a very unenthusiastic and VERY vocal little girl five separate injections. Such acts of contortion I have never seen, and that girl had some lungs lemme tell you. I mean sweet buttery Jesus on a stick my ears are still ringing.
I will now cocoon myself with blankets and Netflix and not come out for anything less than an reasonably sized Apocolypse.
never ever apologize to me for your dog being too excited to see me
a dog could knock me to the ground and give me a black eye and I would still hug it and love it because dogs hurt because they love too much I love dogs